All the Tanning Secrets... allllll of them.
Today my eyes are not on the caulking (which is getting harder to come by by the way) or the door knobs (which are up about 40% this week). Instead I'm focusing on my killer tan and giving you all the secrets so you can have one too. I hate when I need a quick recipe like cheesy baked asparagus. It's not that hard, but I just wonder what types of cheeses are in the picture. I get redirected to a blog post about how this was inspired by her grandmother and she saw a butterfly while harvesting the stalks and the rich history of the tiny market where she can buy cheeses made in-house. Just give me the damn list of cheeses, Debra! But, sadly, I have to be Debra today to get the full tanned, gloriously glowing idea across. But, I digress. Tanning is my happy place. I love to do it and I love how I feel after I have my glow on. It's addicting. I know I am addicted and for some reason, I am fine with that. I often feel like I look like a Dorito or an Oompa Loompa, but again...